California Governor Gavin Newsom isn’t the only Democrat with naked ambition to become the next President of the United States. He’ll have competition on the debate stage when it’s time for the Democrat primaries. Kamala Harris will definitely be running if they can sober her up. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) will finally be old enough to run and is expected to throw her hat in the ring. But powerful forces are planning for a different communist to out-communist all of them. If you needed any further evidence that he’s running in 2028, Maryland Governor Wes Moore was just photographed half-naked on George Clooney’s yacht in Italy.
How does a washed-up former soap opera star fit into all this?
Back in January 2024, George Clooney hosted a star-studded fundraiser for Joe Biden in Los Angeles. The Democrats desperately needed to have a fundraising event that could surpass Donald Trump’s grassroots support from everyday Americans. They’d need a huge cash haul to do this, and George Clooney’s clout with Hollywood liberals was the only thing that could pull it off.
Clooney personally organized the event and put his reputation on the line. He even got his buddy Barack Obama (who hates Joe Biden) to show up for it. This would give the Hollywood socialites something to swoon over besides a decrepit old man in a dirty diaper.
Biden was so tranq’ed up on Ambien that he needed a nurse handler to lead him around at all times. When he was led backstage to meet with Clooney, Biden gave him a blank stare with his mouth hanging open for several moments. He clearly didn’t recognize the Hollywood star who had organized the event.
The nurse handler prodded her patient and said, “You remember George?”
“Yeah, yeah,” muttered Biden. “Thank you for coming.”
That must have enraged Biden’s financial benefactor. He’s George Clooney, for Pete’s sake! You’re supposed to RECOGNIZE him!
After suffering such a huge blow to his ego, George Clooney decided that he would become the new kingmaker for the Democrat Party. After Biden lost the June 2024 debate to Donald Trump, Clooney had a ghostwriter pen an op-ed for him that appeared in the New York Times. Clooney called on Biden to drop out of the 2024 race. You know the rest of that part of the story.
After Kamala lost, Clooney didn’t miss a beat. He started plotting the Democrats’ 2028 comeback. To accomplish his goals and repair his bruised ego, he’d need a better candidate than Kamala Harris. She’s proven she can’t win an election.
So, Clooney began grooming a different candidate to pick up Barack Obama’s mantle. Because if there’s one thing Hollywood Democrats are good at, it’s grooming!
For additional context, Gov. Wes Moore has been very publicly feuding with President Donald Trump for the past month. After successfully liberating Washington, DC, from crime for 17 days straight, Trump is threatening to send in the National Guard to save Baltimore’s residents from Moore’s ineptitude and pro-crime policies.
Washington, DC, has just set a record. The city has gone 17 days with no murders, thanks to Donald Trump. That’s the longest consecutive murder-free period the city has had since the 1960s. The city is cleaner and safer, carjackings are way down, and all the hobos are gone.
During that same 17-day period, when George Clooney’s sock puppet Wes Moore insisted that Donald Trump is doing everything wrong, Baltimore had 6 murders, 9 rapes, 426 assaults, 271 aggravated assaults, 252 auto thefts, 155 burglaries, and 439 acts of vandalism. To normal people, that sounds like a crisis that requires genuine leadership to solve. Gov. Moore has been mouthing off like a tough guy to Donald Trump while his state’s largest city is spiraling out of control.
What’s Moore doing instead of fulfilling his duty to keep the citizens of Maryland safe?
He’s flouncing around with most of his clothes off on George Clooney’s yacht in Italy. (Although in fairness to Governor Moore, George Clooney does not have a very big yacht.)
Residents in Baltimore are experiencing hellish crime every day. Their Democrat governor has George Clooney’s servants waiting on him hand and foot at Clooney’s villa in Lake Como, Italy. The bad news is that in the minds of Democrat voters, this makes Wes Moore fully qualified to be the new leader of their party.