The Democrat Party is suffering an identity crisis following their wipeout in the 2024 election. It turned out that a decade of arguing “But Hitler” was not enough to overcome the hyperinflation and national misery that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris inflicted on the country.
They need a plan. They need to get their act together. But how do you do that when you have no original ideas?
All they can do is copy the winner, so here’s their brilliant plan: Dump tens of millions of dollars into a project to clone Joe Rogan.
Yea, I snorted out loud too when I first heard this plan.
President Trump adopted a brilliant strategy in the 2024 election, with the help and advice of his son Barron. While Trump didn’t completely shun interviews with more traditional media outlets, he devoted a tremendous amount of hours on podcasts.
He appeared on the Shawn Ryan Show, the All-In Podcast, Impaulsive, the PBD Podcast, the Full Send Podcast with the Nelk Boys, Lex Fridman, Theo Von, Bussin with the Boys, Six Feet Under, Flagrant, and of course, the Joe Rogan Experience. That wasn’t even the full list, but you get the point.
It worked. Those intimate interviews—sometimes two or three hours long—showed new voters that President Trump is charming, witty, intelligent, warm, and kind. Trump is also very masculine, so those interviews spurred young men to turn out in record numbers and vote for him.
So, the Democrats have hatched a plan to try to build up an army of popular liberal podcasters ahead of 2028. They’re calling on liberal mega-donors to pump tens of millions of dollars into wimpy communist podcasters to “find the next Joe Rogan.”
Lots to unpack there!
First, Democrats have already tried this before. Remember Air America?
Rush Limbaugh created the conservative talk radio phenomenon in America in the 1980s. He built it up and sustained it until we lost him in 2021. Hosts like Jesse Kelly, Clay Travis, and Buck Sexton are still carrying that torch today.
The Democrats were furious that conservative talk radio was always making them look bad, which they referred to as “interfering with our democracy.” So, they had the rich party donors pump millions upon millions of dollars into creating Air America. It was an all-progressive communist radio network to counter the popularity of Rush Limbaugh.
Air America featured such “popular” hosts as Cenk Uyger, Jerry Springer, Rachel Maddow, and that lecherous, booby-grabbing former US Senator from Minnesota, Al Franken. The radio network was a money pit and a disastrous failure for one simple reason: Liberalism is horrifying to normal people when you rip the mask off.
My wife and I used to turn on Air America for a few minutes occasionally, just to see what the lunatics were up to.
One of the most popular hosts on the network started musing one day about ways to preserve the social safety net in America. He was coming up with ideas to reduce welfare expenses and put taxpayer dollars to better use. What if, he wondered, it was time to start sterilizing certain ethnic groups?
He remarked that since we all know how slutty and lustful the exotic-looking teenage girls are, having all those teen pregnancies and what-not, should we just have all the OB-GYNs give them a little snip-snip during their next checkup? (And they say Trump is the one who is Hitler.)
That was the sort of horror show that Air America offered to listeners every day. And it failed for some unknown reason!
There’s also another key point that the Democrats are missing in their quest to clone Joe Rogan. Most of the podcasters who President Trump sat down with last year used to be Democrats!
The Democrats were such a bag of d*cks to Joe Rogan that they drove him away from the party. They claimed that he took horse paste. They called him a Nazi for asking honest questions about whether or not people should have genital mutilation surgery performed on their kids.
Reports indicate that the Democrat Party now has a 26-page spreadsheet, listing all the potential “popular” liberal podcasters that they can pour money on between now and 2028.
I’m all for this idea. Every nickel that they waste on a bad idea they’ve already tried is money they can’t spend on Gavin Newsom or AOC in 2028.
Do it, guys! Do it! This is the best idea you’ve had in years!