Eric Swalwell’s shameful career in Congress is about to come to a fitting end. The lecherous anti-Trump Democrat who is most famous for sleeping with a Chinese spy and farting on camera has just been caught in a citizen journalist sting.
Nick Sortor, with the help of famed journalist Laura Loomer, ended up sitting at a table next to Rep. Swalwell at a swanky restaurant in Washington, DC. Sortor recorded 90 minutes of a drunken Swalwell blabbing national security secrets, talking about orgies on Capitol Hill, and begging a group of lobbyists to set him up with “10s” to have sex with because he’s bored with his wife.
Congratulations, jackass Swalwell! You’ve just been “Loomered!”
Swalwell, of course, is famous for being the only sitting Member of Congress (that we know of) who has been dumb enough to sleep with a Chinese spy. Fang Fang shared Swalwell’s bed, raised money for his first congressional campaign, and wrecked Swalwell’s first marriage.
He was on the House Intelligence Committee at the time, so it’s almost certain that Fang Fang stole valuable national security secrets from Swalwell and delivered them to her Communist Chinese spymasters.
The corrupt FBI under former anti-Trump Director Christopher Wray allowed Fang Fang to flee the country without arresting her. She is friends with Eric Swalwell’s brother and dad on Facebook to this day from overseas in her homeland. The dirty FBI also allowed Swalwell to skate without any charges and with only a cursory investigation of his relationship with a Chinese spy.
Swalwell should have been expelled from Congress over this. Unfortunately, former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy with his soft, velvety hands and weak spine was too cowardly and weak to do that. Instead, he only managed to kick Swalwell off of the House Intelligence Committee.
Eric Swalwell now sits on the House Homeland Security Committee, so he is still privy to national security secrets. Some of those secrets were what Swalwell “allegedly” started blabbing to a table full of lobbyists in a DC restaurant this week. Keep in mind that this dork has been constantly shrieking about how Elon Musk is a national security threat for the past month.
Swalwell was apparently drunk when he showed up to dinner and within minutes, he started leaking national security secrets to the lobbyists. This was the first time that Swalwell had met any of these people and he immediately started leaking national security secrets to them.
Remember when the Deep State helped to unseat Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) from Congress? Cawthorn spilled the beans about orgies taking place on Capitol Hill, so Kevin McCarthy undermined Cawthorn’s reelection campaign and helped to unseat him in the 2022 midterms.
Cawthorn was apparently telling the truth. Swalwell spent part of his drunken evening with a table full of lobbyists bragging about how he participated in orgies on Capitol Hill. Your tax dollars at work!
Swalwell told these complete strangers that he’s bored with his wife and begged them to set him up with hot babes. He told them he “only wants to f*ck tens.”
Swalwell also admitted to abusing his power when he was on the House Intelligence Committee. He confessed to the lobbyists the real reason why he pushed to have the Intel Committee subpoena Ivanka Trump. They all knew that the Russia collusion hoax was BS. The reason why Swalwell wanted to subpoena Ivanka was because—in his own words—she is “hot as f*ck.”
Spoiler alert: You never had a shot with her, Eric! And Fang Fang was barely a 6 in the most generous lighting.
The full audio has not been released yet, but it is forthcoming. Sortor and Loomer are probably sorting out liability issues before they publicly release it. They might also be talking with Kash Patel at the FBI to see whether Swalwell’s big fat blabbermouth will earn him criminal charges for leaking national security secrets. The audio will come out very soon, however.
Eric Swalwell’s career is over and he might be going to jail. We’re pretty sure his wife now has some questions for him, too.
Nick Sortor also recorded his confrontation with Swalwell as they were leaving the restaurant. You can see Swalwell’s boozy, cheeks flush with shame as he realizes he’s been blabbing at a table next to a real journalist for the past 90 minutes.
Watch the exchange here:
https://twitter.com/nicksortor/status/1894448074795241978
