Way to go, intel agencies! You really duped us with this Kash Patel joker. He was built up as some kind of MAGA populist warrior fighting on behalf of President Trump and the American people. They spent years running this op against us—and we all fell for it. We practically demanded that Kash Patel be put in charge of the FBI. Not only has Patel underperformed at that job, but now he’s complaining that his work is hard because there are suddenly way too many James Comey-style copycat threats happening against the president.
Well, no kidding, Sherlock!
There have been so many disasters at the FBI during Patel’s short tenure that he’s now doing frequent media interviews for damage control. He had the gall to sit down with Brett Baier on Fox News and complain about James Comey’s terrorist threat against President Trump.
“Do you know how many copycats we’ve had to investigate as a result of that beachside venture from the former director?” Patel whined.
“Do you know how many agents I’ve had to take offline from chasing down child sex predators, fentanyl traffickers, terrorists? Because everywhere across this country people are popping up on social media and think that a threat to the life of the president of the United States is a joke… and they can do it because [Comey] did it?”
Oh my gosh!
If only we had a massive federal law enforcement agency that could have arrested Comey!
Oh, wait…
Do you know what works very well at preventing “copycat” crimes of any sort? Arresting the first guy who commits the crime!
Imagine if James Comey had been treated like the average peaceful protester from January 6th. FBI agents would have kicked his door in at 5 a.m., shot his dogs, and pointed machineguns at his terrified wife. After arresting him, they’d have charged him with any and every federal crime even vaguely related to what he did. Threatening to kill a sitting US president, terrorism, treason, you name it.
Then, lock James Comey in a fungus-ridden solitary confinement cell in Washington, DC, where Comey would have to strain the tap water through his socks to try to get some of the black mold and goo out of it. After a nightly sexual assault from his prison guards, Comey would have received a beating so severe that it popped his eyeball out of the socket. Plus, his lawyers wouldn’t be able to talk to him for four years while he awaited trial.
That’s how Trump supporters were treated by the FBI after January 6. And you know what?
It worked as a deterrent.
We all knew that the intel agencies and the Democrat Party stole the 2020 election. We sat around in stunned silence for four years while an unelected cabal of communists doubled the price of our gas and groceries, raised our taxes, made a joke out of our military, turned every federal agency gay, and laughed at us.
We should have been in the streets protesting the unelected Biden regime for four straight years, but we knew better. We knew what was happening to the January 6ers, so nobody wanted to risk getting their eyeball punched out of their skull.
So now, after Kash Patel didn’t arrest James Comey for threatening to kill the president, Democrats all across the country are issuing copycat threats to kill the president. What a surprise.
Patel is also complaining that James Comey is going on CNN and MSNBC and mocking his leadership of the FBI.
Well, go arrest him, you idiot! People can’t commit copycat crimes unless someone has committed the original crime. Arrest him! Other members of the Trump cabinet are all saying you should arrest him. He’s right there at CNN! Go put handcuffs on him and it would send a message that you can’t issue terrorist threats to murder a president.
If some Democrat voter now issues a threat to kill Trump, on what grounds would the FBI even be able to arrest them? The DOJ certainly couldn’t convict them in court. Their defense lawyers can just argue, “Comey did it first and he didn’t get arrested. What is this, a two-tiered system of justice in this country?! You can’t convict my client if you didn’t even arrest James Comey for doing the exact same thing!”
I can’t believe we all got duped by this clown.