Democrats everywhere are shocked—shocked! —that Joe Biden broke his “word as a Biden” by pardoning his criminal son Hunter in such a brazen fashion. If they’re shocked at Hunter’s pardon, just wait until they see what Dirty Old Joe has planned for an encore in January.
The final days of Joe Biden’s time in the White House are unfolding like a slow-motion movie where we all know the villain is going to get away with his crimes in the end. It sucks, but that’s probably what will happen. A whole bunch of people with the last name “Biden” are going to receive pardons in January.
The laptop that Hunter Biden forgot at a Delaware repair shop years ago contained evidence of more than 140 federal crimes that Joe, Jill, Joe’s brother James, and Hunter had committed dating back to 2014. That’s why Joe issued Hunter a blanket pardon for any and all crimes he may have committed going back that long.
2014 was the year when Hunter started his no-show job on the board of Ukrainian energy company Burisma, and the year when Barack Obama and Joe Biden staged the coup in Ukraine to remove that country’s democratically elected (and pro-Russian) president.
Here’s the odd thing about it, however. Most federal crimes have a statute of limitations of five years on them. If the feds don’t file charges against someone within five years on most crimes, the person gets off the hook. Hunter willfully didn’t pay his taxes in 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. He ended up getting charged with tax crimes in 2021, right before the statute of limitations would have run out.
It’s almost 2025, so the statute of limitations is almost up for most of the 140+ crimes that Hunter committed is almost up. The only federal crimes that have a 10-year statute of limitations are much more serious than the silly gun and tax charges they filed against. Those would be racketeering and sex trafficking.
Pardoning Hunter for all crimes dating back to 2014 is a tacit admission that he was in fact engaging in money laundering and racketeering on behalf of the Biden Crime Family, not to mention all the international sex trafficking of women and girls. This was as much a pardon for Joe Biden as it was for Hunter.
The Biden Crime Family owns more than 40 shell companies that were used to launder international bribe money to themselves. Rep. Nancy Mace (R-NC) stated that the House Oversight Committee investigation had uncovered at least $40 million in bribes from Ukraine, China, Russia, Romania, Kazakhstan, and other countries—dating back to 2014.
Jill Biden owns 20 of those shell companies. She’s a freakin’ public schoolteacher. Despite being a homeschool dad, I know an awful lot of public school teachers. I’ve never known a teacher to own even one shell company, let alone 20. Have you?
If Democrats are shocked that Joe issued a pardon for Hunter dating back to 2014, just wait until he issues the same blanket pardon to his wife Jill next month, also dating back to 2014. She’ll be the first “First Lady” (even though she’s not a “First Lady” because her criminal husband has never been an elected president) to ever receive a pardon.
Who else in the Biden family might get a pardon?
Joe’s niece, Caroline Biden, has a long string of arrests on her record for drunk driving, drugs, and credit card fraud. Oddly, despite being arrested numerous times, charges were never filed against Caroline because of her last name.
Frank Biden, Joe’s brother, also has a string of drunk driving arrests on his record that could be expunged or pardoned. During one of his drunken adventures, Frank was arrested for stuffing some DVDs down his pants and trying to steal them from a Blockbuster video rental place in 2003.
Joe’s other brother, James Biden, will almost certainly be pardoned for any crimes he may have committed between 2014 and yesterday. James and Hunter worked together to collect all those foreign bribes.
Last but not least, since Democrats are masters of projection, Joe Biden may very well pardon himself. Remember when Democrats were so worried in 2020 that Donald Trump might pardon himself? It’s going to be hilarious if Joe Biden issues a blanket pardon for himself dating back 50 years.
Don’t forget to pardon yourself for showering with your daughter, you creepy old perv!
