“Scientists” have identified a major problem. Cow flatulence is making the weather hot and it’s going to kill us all.
Sounds serious! We shouldn’t worry, though. Bill Gates is full of solutions. One of them is to make fake laboratory meat out of cancer cells so we can just eat that instead of real steak. Duh!
Well, you might want to sit down for this hot bit of breaking news. Researchers at Imperial College London have discovered that EATING CANCER is bad for your health.
Whoa! No one saw that coming, did they?
The researchers found 118,000 British people to participate in the study. They examined everyone’s diet over a two-day period and then compared that to health outcomes. The diets were grouped into vegetarian/plant-based eaters versus meat eaters. They then divided the groups into those who eat non-processed foods versus ultra-processed foods.
Non-processed foods are straightforward. If you eat a steak with a baked potato and a side of greens, there’s no processing involved whatsoever. It’s just straight food.
If you eat any of the crap from the vegetarian section of the grocery store, it is all ultra-processed. Plant-based meats have to go through an incredible amount of chemical processing. It takes a lot of work to make broccoli look and taste like sirloin. Veggie burgers, Bill Gates’s lab-grown cancer meats, and insect burgers are also ultra-processed.
The researchers then examined health outcomes based on what people were eating. The results blew a big hole in the narrative that eating vegan or vegetarian “meats” is healthy for you. It’s not.
The people who ate Bill Gates’s cancer-burgers, bugs, and plant-based meats had a 15% higher rate of heart attacks and strokes than people who ate real food. The people who ate plant-based ultra-processed foods were 7% more likely to have blocked heart vessels. They also had a 15% higher mortality rate than people who eat real vegetables.
Because these things are ultra-processed, they’re not real foods. The body doesn’t know what to do with them, so they turn into fatty deposits. Those all have to go somewhere. Many of the fatty deposits end up in the arteries and the next thing you know, you’re having a heart attack or a stroke because of your “healthy” plant-based, bug-based, or cancer-based diet.
Dr. Ester Vamos, a co-author of the study, notes that meats made from plants, bugs, or cancer cells “do not seem to have protective health effects and are linked to poor health outcomes.”
The more that foods are processed, the more industrial contaminants end up in the final product. The researchers believe these contaminants cause oxidative stress and inflammation. The people eating the bugs, cancer, and plant-based “meats” suffered much higher rates of hypertension than those who eat real meat.
If you look at these products in the grocery store, they are all marketed as being “heart healthy” foods that are very good for you. They’re made from vegetables, after all. Everyone knows vegetables are healthy!
The nutritional labels, however, leave out the fact that these foods are ultra-processed. Plus, they’re haven’t been very many studies to test these foods for contaminants. The mad scientists making the products claim that their stuff is made from carrots and cauliflower, and that’s good enough for the FDA!
The packaging on these foods might say that they are “meat-free,” “plant-based,” or “lab-grown.” But none of those things actually mean “healthy.” The ultra-processing that these foods have to go through turns them into something other than food. The body doesn’t know how to synthesize the chemicals, additives, and contaminants that are tricking the taste buds into thinking it’s meat. The result is bad health outcomes.
These study results are coming out right as Bill Gates and his buddies at the World Health Organization are claiming we all need to alter our diets to stop eating real meat because that will somehow save the weather. Gates and the WHO want us all to eat bugs and lab-grown cancer meats instead of the cows, chickens, pigs, and fish that we’ve been eating for thousands of years.
The next time one of your hippie friends tries to talk you into eating a veggie burger or a Bill Gates cancer steak, just tell them, “No thanks! I’m trying to eat a heart-healthy diet!”
