Some reports indicate that as many as 30 Republican Senators will not vote for the confirmation of Matt Gaetz as America’s next Attorney General. When the worst people in the world don’t want you to do something, you know that you’re doing something good and right.
Many of the same Republican Senators who voted to confirm Merrick Garland as Joe Biden’s Attorney General are gnashing their teeth and getting their panties in a bunch because of Matt Gaetz. It looks like it’s time for the American people to remind these Republican Senators about who is in charge of their party now. It ain’t Mitch McConnell.
Speaking of Senator Bluescreen, he came out Monday and claimed that there would be no (constitutional) recess appointments for Trump’s cabinet members. Do you think he knows he’s not still the Senate Republican leader? McConnell doesn’t seem cognizant of the fact that it is no longer the Republican Party of the Bushes or the Cheneys. It’s Donald Trump’s Republican Party now.
Newly elected GOP Senate leader John Thune (R-SD) says he’s open to recess appointments, but only if Democrats don’t cooperate with pushing Trump’s nominees through quickly. That’s kind of a wishy-washy response.
Let’s revisit Merrick Garland’s confirmation hearings, shall we?
Garland told the Senate during his confirmation hearings that his two highest priorities would be ensuring racial equity and going after violent white domestic extremists. This was code for going after January 6ers and everyone watching knew it. He also went after “extremist” school board moms, abortion protesters, and Catholics who prefer the Latin Mass.
Garland refused to give an answer as to whether crossing the US-Mexico border without permission was a crime. He refused to commit to releasing the Durham report on the Russia collusion hoax. He refused to say whether he would protect girls in their school bathrooms and locker rooms and on their sports teams.
These 20 Republican Senators voted on Merrick Garland’s confirmation as Attorney General:
Blunt, Burr, Capito, Cassidy, Collins, Cornyn, Ernst, Graham, Grassley, Inhofe, Johnson, Langford, McConnell, Moran, Murkowski, Portman, Romney, Rounds, Thune, and Tillis.
Mitch McConnell had prevented Merrick Garland from becoming an Obama appointee to the US Supreme Court. He held up Garland’s confirmation hearings because Garland was supposedly too much of an ideological extremist and partisan hack to sit on the high court. But he was fine for the Attorney General!
We’ve covered the blackmail and fake FBI investigation into Matt Gaetz extensively. A guy that Gaetz knew (not a close friend) pleaded guilty to federal crimes and then tried to cut a deal for a lighter sentence by claiming the Florida congressman was a child sex trafficker. The attempt was so flimsy that Merrick Garland—who hates Matt Gaetz with a seething passion—dropped the case when he could find no evidence or witnesses.
The investigation in which Garland exonerated Matt Gaetz is what’s in the House Ethics Committee report that Republican Senators now want to see, so they can nuke Gaetz’s confirmation. The only reason why the Ethics Committee investigation was still alive was because Kevin McCarthy wanted revenge against Gaetz for ousting him as Speaker.
The worst thing anyone could say about Matt Gaetz is that he was a bit of a playboy when he was a young, single congressman in DC. Then he fell in love with one of his girlfriends and got married, as young men do. That’s far from the worst thing to ever happen in Washington, DC.
Just as a reminder, a married US Senator was dating the OnlyFans model who sells her farts in a jar to strangers on the internet earlier this year.
Oh. Trigger warning. This is about to get weird. It’s also factual.
The married and so far unidentified US Senator couldn’t date the “Fart in a Jar” girl openly in public, so he paid her $10,000 a pop for webcam dates. She was instructed to remain fully clothed and engage in light dinner conversation while eating a platter of Taco Bell food on her webcam. The married Senator watched her eat while crying and masturbating.
Those are some major serial killer vibes. Tucker Carlson isn’t kidding when he says that politicians have some of the weirdest sex lives imaginable.
Anyway, that’s the sort of person who is opposed to Matt Gaetz becoming the next US Attorney General. They truly are the worst people on earth. Gaetz is the perfect choice to reform our weaponized Department of Justice.
