Steve Bannon, Roger Stone, Dick Morris, and many other well-known figures on the right have been claiming for some time now that the Democrats have a grand plan for Michelle Obama this year. At some point this summer, Michelle Obama will “parachute in” to save the Democrats from having Joe Biden as their 2024 presidential nominee.
And Michelle Obama will be so popular that everyone will forget about all the damage that her party has done to the country in the last three years, and the voters will elect her in a landslide and save America from Trump.
There is one person who has been vehemently disagreeing with that assessment for a long time. I like a lot of the guys who have been pushing this Michelle conspiracy theory and have even met a few of them. They’re all great, but they’re wrong in this instance. Just remember later this year when Michelle Obama stays far, far away from the 2024 election you heard it here first from Moi: She’s not running!
We know this because a high-ranking White House official blabbed about it to none other than James O’Keefe of OMG. That official was Charlie Kraiger, the Cybersecurity Policy Analyst and Foreign Affairs at, the Executive Office of the President. Charlie is an insider’s insider in the White House. He’s in charge of cybersecurity for the State Department and the United States Agency for International Development. He’s inside the White House all the time and talks to everyone on the staff.
For some reason, Charlie—who is obviously gay—agreed to go out for a drink with James O’Keefe. For his part, O’Keefe donned a clever disguise for the undercover interview. He put on a pair of eyeglasses. That was sufficient for Charlie to have no idea who he was blabbing his mouth to, and he had no clue he was on camera.
During their wide-ranging conversation, O’Keefe steers things to the 2024 election. Here are a few of the revelations from their conversation:
Everyone inside the White House knows that Joe Biden is completely shot. He has dementia and he’s in terrible shape. Everyone wanted Biden to step aside and let someone else run, but he didn’t.
Everyone hates Kamala Harris. Black staffers can’t stand to work for her, and they quit en masse. Kamala is also wildly unpopular with the American people and the White House staff wanted her to be replaced on the 2024 ticket as well. Unfortunately, they couldn’t do that because the Democrats are held captive by identity politics.
Kamala Harris is Haitian and Indian by background, and that’s more important to the Democrats than the fact that she is a nasty and stupid person who no one likes, and who is incapable of connecting with voters.
So… the White House staff wanted one or the other to be replaced on the ticket. Charlie Kraiger says that’s not going to happen, and the party is now stuck with Biden and Harris for 2024.
O’Keefe takes the opportunity then ask about Michelle Obama. Kraiger tells him that Michelle Obama is an emphatic “No” when it comes to running for president—and he heard it directly from her mouth.
As I have been saying all along, Michelle Obama is way too lazy and selfish to run for or be president. She’s so lazy that she had staffers plant and grow a garden at the White House, and then take pictures of her in the garden as if she had grown the vegetables herself. Michelle is now fabulously wealthy and believes that she is very entitled to that wealth. She’s also 60 years old.
The last thing in the world that Michelle Obama wants at this stage in her life is to have to get a job. Why would she want a grueling, 18-hour-a-day job like being the Commander in Chief when she can lounge by the pool with servants feeding her grapes and painting her toenails?
She’s not running, and a White House insider says he heard her say this with his own ears.
Here’s the first part of James O’Keefe’s undercover interview with Charlie Kraiger. Watch until the end, when O’Keefe takes off his “disguise” and reveals who he really is—it’s hilarious: