The S&P 500 just shattered records, closing above 5,500 for the first time in history. Naturally, the liberal media couldn’t wait to slap a “Mission Accomplished” banner across Joe Biden’s legacy and pretend this is the long-awaited payoff from “Bidenomics.” Cue the confetti, roll out the ice cream cart, and someone prop him up for a victory lap.
But let’s cut through the nonsense.
This rally didn’t take off because of Biden — it went vertical the moment President Trump reclaimed the White House. Wall Street isn’t celebrating Biden’s plan to raise taxes, regulate everything that moves, and force-feed the economy more DEI training videos. It’s celebrating the return of Trump’s America: low taxes, deregulation, energy dominance, and policies that actually put America First.
You don’t need a Ph.D. in economics to see what’s happening—just a functioning frontal lobe and a memory longer than a TikTok video.
The stock market started heating up immediately after Trump’s November 2024 election win. Investors, CEOs, and global markets all saw the writing on the wall: The four-year left-wing fever dream was finally over. The grown-up is back in the Oval Office—and that means the free market is open for business again.
Under Trump, business owners know they won’t be slammed with surprise OSHA mandates, climate compliance audits, or a White House that thinks profit is a dirty word. Trump’s economic legacy from his first term speaks for itself: record-low unemployment, energy independence, deregulation, and a tax cut that made American companies competitive again.
Compare that to Biden’s “build back never” approach: a Frankenstein’s monster of green energy subsidies, inflation-spiking spending bills, and a supply chain held together with duct tape and hope.
If Bidenomics actually worked, we would’ve seen this market boom years ago. Instead, we spent three years watching Americans bleed at the pump, shrink their grocery lists, and debate whether eating out once a month was a luxury. If this is what “building the middle class from the bottom up” looks like, no thanks.
Remember Biden’s economic hallmarks?
- Inflation through the roof
- Interest rates spiking to kill it
- Mass layoffs in tech and retail
- And a housing market so broken, a cardboard box looks like a mortgage option
Biden spent three years strangling the economy with executive orders, green regulations, and more spending than a teenage girl with her first credit card. So now that the market’s finally responding positively, suddenly it’s “Thank you, Joe!”? Please.
What actually happened is this: The market saw Trump win in November and began pricing in a return to sanity.
- Corporate tax hikes? Gone.
- Insane regulations? Bye-bye.
- Energy sector handcuffs? Unlocked.
- Endless government handouts to illegal aliens at taxpayers expense? Slashed.
That’s why stocks are flying. The business world knows what’s coming. Under Trump, American companies will once again be allowed to succeed, not just survive.
Even the tech-heavy Nasdaq, which liberals love to champion, is part of this rally because companies like Nvidia and Microsoft know Trump won’t come after them for “misgendering algorithms” or failing to meet some DEI quota cooked up in a San Francisco think tank. They’re betting on policy stability, innovation freedom, and lower taxes.
Here’s the real kicker: While CNN hosts are still fanning themselves over how “compassionate” Biden’s economy supposedly was, the people paying $6 for eggs and $3,200 in rent know the truth. The economy isn’t rebounding because of Democrats—it’s rebounding in spite of them.
And Democrats know it. That’s why you’re already seeing the narrative shift. They’re scrambling to rewrite the history books faster than Hunter Biden’s lawyers shred hard drives.
President Trump’s return to office is the single biggest economic event in years. The stock market knows it. Business leaders know it. And somewhere, deep down, even Biden’s speechwriter probably knows it—assuming he wasn’t replaced with ChatGPT running on solar power.
This rally isn’t a reward for Bidenomics. It’s a relief rally. The country is exhaling after a long nightmare of reckless spending, climate cultism, and economic incompetence.
The adults are back in charge. The market knows it. The voters knew it. And if the left doesn’t like it, they’re welcome to move to Canada — right after they finish paying off their $120,000 gender studies degree.
Let the Trump Boom begin.