Democrat Rep. Jared Moskowitz of Florida just compared his own party to a dead body on a slab — and then said the coroner screwed up the examination. If that sounds like a man who's given up on the Democratic National Committee, well, you're reading the room correctly.
You almost have to admire the poetry here. They lost the 2024 election. Then they launched an "autopsy" to figure out why they lost. And now the autopsy itself is such a disaster that their own members are calling for a malpractice attorney. It's failure all the way down, folks.
Moskowitz didn't mince words. "An autopsy is a medical procedure you do over a corpse, and now it sounds like we need a malpractice attorney because we couldn't even do the autopsy correctly," the Florida congressman said, as reported by Twitchy. Let that sink in. A sitting Democrat — not a Republican, not a Fox News pundit — just called the DNC a corpse that the party's own doctors botched.
And he's not wrong. The DNC's post-election review was supposed to be the big soul-searching moment. The moment where serious adults looked at the wreckage of 2024 and figured out what went sideways. Instead, what we got was exactly what you'd expect from a party that can't stop tripping over its own shoelaces.
The internal review reportedly couldn't even grapple with the obvious problems staring them in the face — the party's embrace of gender ideology, its obsession with DEI initiatives, and its ongoing blind spot on antisemitism. You know, the stuff actual voters care about. The stuff that made millions of Americans walk into a voting booth and pull the lever for President Trump.
But here's where it gets really fun. Moskowitz isn't some random backbencher nobody's heard of. He's part of a growing faction of Democrats — think Sen. John Fetterman — who've started saying the quiet part out loud. The party isn't just losing elections. It's lost the ability to even understand why it's losing elections.
That's the real autopsy finding, and you don't need a medical degree to see it.
The DNC had one job after 2024: figure out what went wrong so they could at least pretend to have a strategy for the 2026 midterms. Instead, they produced a document so toothless and disconnected that their own members are roasting it publicly. It's like watching someone fail an open-book test.
We've seen this movie before. Democrats lose, they commission a review, the review tells them what they want to hear instead of what they need to hear, and then they lose again. Rinse and repeat. The 2024 loss was supposed to be the wake-up call. Turns out they hit snooze.
So where does this leave the Democratic Party heading into 2026? Exactly where Moskowitz described it — on the table, toe-tagged, with a botched autopsy report nobody trusts. And the best part? They did it all to themselves.
We didn't even have to lift a finger on this one. They're doing our campaign ads for us.