People who believe that climate change (or whatever we’re calling it this week) is real belong to a communistic, anti-civilization death cult. If you don’t believe me, just keep reading. The lunatics running the brainless Joe Biden meat puppet now want to ban the natural gas appliances in your home in order to save you. I’ve been saying that these nutjobs are a bunch of crazy lunatics for 25 years now, and I’ve never believed that more than I do today.
As you read this, you’re not going to know whether to laugh or cry. But I promise you: Every word of this is true.
I was first exposed to the science of global warming back in the 1990s. That’s when the Coven of the Green Witch in Seattle started sending me threatening letters. This was in the earliest days of my career when I was starting out on ABC News Radio. My reporting on global warming led me to a conclusion that I have always been publicly very vocal about:
Global warming is a fake religious cult, and if its followers achieved all of their goals tomorrow, we’d all be living in grass huts and longing for the days of flush toilets and refrigeration as we die painful deaths from dysentery.
This enraged the Coven of the Green Witch. I delighted in reading their hilarious, but totally serious threatening letters on the air. If I did not immediately repent and begin warning everyone of the dangers of global warming, the witches were going to get me. Their coven would go out in the woods near Seattle, take all their clothes off, and do some sort of hippie dance to cause a major earthquake. As proof of how serious they were, they took credit for the 1996 quake in Seattle.
So, at least we know there’s a lot of science underpinning this whole global warming thing. Seattle, by the way, is still ranked the 8th-best city in America for witches to live in.
Fast-forward to today: Richard Trumka, Jr. is the head of the Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) for the Biden regime. And yes, he’s the son of the Richard Trumka, Sr. who used to run the AFL-CIO and who once bragged that he owned the Obama-Biden administration after his organization illegally funneled a billion dollars to their 2008 campaign. So, out of all the people on planet earth who could have possibly been picked to head the CPSC, Biden chose Trumka, Jr.
Trumka, Jr. says that the CPSC may have to ban appliances from American homes that use natural gas. Here’s what little Trumka, Jr. has to say about the natural gas appliances that are used in 40% of American homes:
“This is a hidden hazard. Any option is on the table. Products that can’t be made safe can be banned.”
Apparently, a new “peer reviewed study” that was published in the totally scientific and not-at-all partisan International Journal of Environmental Research and Public Health “proves” that natural gas appliances give off some sort of magic vapors that are making people sick. (Maybe that’s what’s been giving all the young, healthy athletes myocarditis!)
Dude just flat-out threatens to ban one of the pillars of modern civilization. That’s totally scientific and not crazy at all.
Oh, well. It’s not like banning all natural gas appliances would impact my life that much anyway. I’m sure the kids can tough it out if Biden bans my efficient natural gas furnace. Eggs are $10 a dozen where I live thanks to the Biden Economy, so we can’t afford to cook much on our natural gas cookstove these days. We also have a clothes dryer that runs more efficiently thanks to natural gas. I guess I’ll miss having dry pants. Other than that, we can all adjust. It’s for the planet!
This is communism, and it would severely de-populate the earth if all the tenets of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s religion were implemented tomorrow. I’m cracking a lot of jokes about it because these people are so nuts, but we need to take them seriously. Trumka, Jr. and the rest of the quacks in the Biden regime would pull the trigger and ban natural gas tomorrow if they thought they could get away with it. (Thank goodness the GOP now controls the House.)
Global warming is not science. It’s a death cult. And no matter how many naked hippie broads are dancing out in the woods, that’s never going to change.
This is crazy biden is a nut job
Biden can take his band on gas and shove it where the sun doesn’t shine. Is he going to pay for all the new stoves that people will need. They can’t keep the electric on now because of their brown outs.
When the heck are we getting rid of this dim wit ?
Mysterious unhealthy vapor? First I’ve heard of it. Sounds made up. Show me the science. Until then this is mis-information.
How many restaurants do they plan to close?? No serious chef cooks on anything but gas.
Agree – 110%
The best thing we can ban is the POS in the WH Biden!
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To make electricity you need to burn the same natural gas burned in your stove. Let’s get rid of this Biden Clown in 2024.
This is what Democrats/liberals do. Once given any power whatsoever they push the limits way beyond their authority. Everything liberals do is about oppressing and controlling every aspect of every life. Already our right to vote has been severely compromised because of election fraud, our right to free speech is nearly gone, our right to freedom of religion is attacked daily, our right to defend ourselves is under attack daily, our corrupt government is turning America into a communist country.
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How about we just get rid of all the Democrats they’re all a bunch of jokers
In New Yawk State, our governess, Crazy Kathy Hochul wants to ban the heating of homes with natural gas. How will she do it? Through homeowners insurance. If you still have natural gas appliances beyond a certain date, you won’t be able to purchase homeowner’s insurance. No wonder people are leaving this craphole state in droves. I’d leave too, if I were younger.
Biden has never been anything but an Empty Suit . His Lies Know No End. About Time They Came Back To Haunt Him. The Liar In Chief Must Pay For His Lies.
Biden has a ear to ear vacuum and is not a real president, I believe he gets his orders from people like Soros and Gates
, and AOC and the climate crowd. T o ban gas cookstoves is not only dumb but stupid.
Disaster. I will go to wood for cooking fuel before I go to E.
Seriously, Folks!! We need to get rid of all the Communists, Socialists, Marxists, and others who are in charge of tearing down America! This ban on Gas Stoves is too laughable for anyone with common sense. Unfortunately, most of these Democrats in the House and Senate now are as empty-headed as the Puppet-In-Charge! We also need to get rid of every Chinese Communist influence in our entire education system – from start to finish! As far as I’m concerned, Greta Thunberg and all the rest of the Global Warming Cult Fanatics are wanting this world to turn Communist! I say, “Get rid of all of them – NOW!!”