We have learned this summer that Joe Biden was taking the hallucination-inducing prescription drug Ambien while he was supposedly running the country for four years. We also learned that Hillary Clinton was taking heavy tranquilizers during the 2016 presidential campaign to regulate her volatile mental health problems. We learned a few years ago that Barack Obama likes to smoke crack. Which begs an important question: When do we get to learn what Kamala Harris is doped up on? Unfortunately, we’re not going to get to ask Kamala that question anytime soon.
Harris announced this week that she has no plans to run for governor of California in 2026. That’s too bad. We were hoping to sneak into a town hall meeting to see whether we could ask her the burning question on everyone’s mind. Does she have a substance abuse problem, or is she just really dumb?
Alas! Opportunity missed! She’s been unburdened from what might have been next year. Just think about the significance of the passage of time!
The announcement that she is not running for governor of California does seem to solidify her future plans, however. This likely means she’ll be running for president in 2028.
Running for governor could have created huge problems for Kamala. Former Los Angeles Mayor Anthony Villaraigosa and former Biden HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra were both likely to run in the Democrat primary. Unlike Kamala, both of those candidates have the ability to pretend they have human personalities.
We know that Kamala’s real ambition is to be president, so it could have been a disaster for her if she ran for governor and lost the primary.
“For now, my leadership and public service will not be in elected office,” Kamala stated on Wednesday.
“I look forward to getting back out and listening to the American people, helping elect Democrats across the nation who will fight fearlessly, and sharing more details in the months ahead about my own plans.”
Announcing a fake “listening tour” is another sign that she has her sights set on the Oval Office in 2028. She’s planning to do a make-believe listening tour in the Southern states at some point in the near future. As if any Democrat will stand a chance in the South after four years of Donald Trump.
They’re going to love you in Mississippi and Alabama, Kammy!
One of Kamala’s great ideas to get ready for 2028 is to start a 501(c)4 organization, which, according to CNN, will “empower younger voters while rethinking key institutions of democracy.”
As Trump supporters, we should all encourage Democrats every time they seek to start up one of these gobbledygook money-laundering institutions. It’s not as if younger voters want good-paying jobs or the ability to purchase a home and raise a family. What they really want is to be empowered while rethinking key institutions of democracy! Do it, Kamala!
In another sign that she is surely running in 2028, Kamala has an unannounced book tour coming up this fall. We hope the book is titled, “Who Says You Can’t Mix Chardonnay and Benzos” or, “Why I Clapped for Those Puerto Rican Street Singers When They Were Criticizing Me to My Face.”
Earlier this year, Kamala Harris cluelessly danced along to a song in Puerto Rico—only to freeze mid-clap when her aide finally translated the lyrics, revealing it was protesting her very visit. pic.twitter.com/ubFuxGpBiV
— Shadow of Ezra (@ShadowofEzra) October 27, 2024
They could also perhaps go with a shorter title, like “Word Salad.”
On the surface, it may have seemed like Kamala Harris would be a shoo-in for California governor. Her problem is that no one likes her or respects her, even in her adoptive state. We all know how she got her start in politics, and it had nothing to do with merit or intelligence. Kamala, “Not Mrs. Willie Brown,” has had her entire political career handed to her.
A disastrous loss in the gubernatorial primary next year would have completely tanked her real goal, which is 2028. The Democrat Party will tolerate a candidate losing once. But back-to-back losses in 2024 and 2026? They’d banish her to outer darkness. She’d be shaking a tin cup and begging for coins on the same corner as Beto O’Rourke if she lost the race for California governor.
Still… it would have been fun to see a Kamala Harris/Steve Hilton matchup next year, wouldn’t it?