The Democratic National Committee just dropped a nearly 200-page autopsy of their catastrophic 2024 presidential loss, and President Trump responded exactly the way you'd expect — by setting the whole thing on fire with a single paragraph.
Nearly 200 pages. They wrote nearly 200 pages and still couldn't figure out why they lost. That's impressive, honestly. Most people can explain a car crash in two sentences.
The DNC autopsy, which reportedly landed with all the grace of a flaming dumpster rolling downhill, blamed everything from bad messaging to insufficient investment in state and local parties to a failure to project "unity." What it did not discuss — and this is the part that has Trump howling — is policy. You know, the actual reason people vote.
President Trump wasted no time issuing his verdict on the report, as reported by The Gateway Pundit. "The Democrats just released an 'Autopsy' of their 2024 Presidential Campaign, typos and all, but they refused to discuss two very important words, BAD POLICY," Trump wrote. "The candidates, Sleepy Joe and then, Kamala, weren't so 'HOT' either!"
Typos and all. Let that sink in. They had months to write this thing, and they still couldn't be bothered to run spellcheck. If that doesn't tell you everything about the state of the Democratic Party, nothing will.
The autopsy is the latest headache for DNC Chairman Ken Martin, who is already facing open calls for his resignation from within his own party. Democrats have been in full meltdown mode since their landslide loss to Trump, and the autopsy was supposed to be the moment of sober self-reflection. Instead, they produced a document that reads like a group therapy session transcript — heavy on feelings, light on the kind of honest reckoning that might actually help them win an election someday.
Here's the thing the Democrats will never admit: voters didn't reject them because of "messaging." Voters rejected them because the policies were garbage. Open borders. Runaway inflation. Men in women's sports. Funding foreign wars while American cities crumble. You don't need 200 pages to figure that out. You need a mirror.
But no, the DNC decided the real problem was that they didn't spend enough money on state parties and didn't do a good enough job telling voters how awesome Kamala Harris was. Right. Because what America was really clamoring for in 2024 was more Kamala Harris content. We just couldn't get enough of those word salads and the cackling.
Joe Biden — or as Trump affectionately calls him, "Sleepy Joe" — gets his share of the blame too, of course. The Democrats swapped him out for Kamala Harris mid-stream, which is the political equivalent of replacing a flat tire with a tire that's also flat but has a nicer hubcap. The autopsy apparently examines this decision with all the clinical detachment of a patient reviewing their own surgery footage, but somehow still concludes the problem was execution rather than the candidates themselves.
Martin's position as DNC Chair is looking shakier by the day. When your own party is calling for your head after you deliver a report that was supposed to chart the path forward, you might want to update your resume. Democrats demanded answers. They got a bloated document full of typos and excuses.
Trump, meanwhile, is sitting in the White House, presumably reading this thing with a big grin on his face. And why wouldn't he be grinning? His opponents just spent months analyzing their loss and came back with "we need better messaging" instead of "we need better ideas."
As long as that's their takeaway, we're going to keep winning.