Whoopi Goldberg Poops Her Pants in Solidarity as Joe Biden Pulls the Gay Card

Whoopi Goldberg
at the AMPAS 9th Annual Governors Awards, Dolby Ballroom, Hollywood, CA 11-11-17

Let she who hath not pooped her pants cast the first stone at Joe Biden! My goodness!

Who could have guessed that the 2024 election would turn out to be this funny? On ABC’s show “The View,” Whoopi Goldberg admitted this week that she poops her pants ALL THE TIME—just like Joe Biden!

Then, the Biden Crime Family successfully fended off an attack from their left flank by Barack Obama.

How’d they manage that? Joe actually “went there.” He pulled the gay card and told his former boss to back off!

First, I’d like to thank Whoopi Goldberg for her honesty. Those of us on the right have been pointing out for years that Joe Biden poops his pants.

We weren’t lying about this. The fact-checkers and talking heads always claimed that this was a conspiracy theory, or that we were creating “cheap fake” videos just to make it look like Joe was pooping his pants.

Girlfriend, please. I have six kids total (I think). Trust me when I say I know the facial expression that a toddler makes when they’re having a Number Two accident in their pull-ups. It’s the same facial expression that Biden makes whenever he does a partial squat in front of reporters while not saying anything.

 

“I have poopy pants all the time,” Whoopi declared on national television. She then goes into far too much description of this, while declaring her intent to still vote for Joe Biden.

It appears that leftists in Joe Biden’s camp have moved on from the denial stage, which was, “Joe doesn’t have dementia!” to the “Everyone poops their pants all the time! It’s not a big deal!” stage.

There are certain things that everyone knows to be true, but which Democrats brazenly lie about all the time. Everyone knows the 2020 election was stolen. Everyone knows that Bill Clinton did some bad things on Jeffrey Epstein’s private island. And everyone knows that Joe Biden has pooped his pants on numerous occasions in public.

Thanks for finally confirming this as true, Whoopi! Also… TMI.

Moving on, a big problem for the Democrats is that they’ve needed it to seem plausible that Joe Biden “could” beat Donald Trump in 2024. If the race is at least close—say two or three points—Barack Obama and Rep. James Clyburn’s war machine can still cheat and steal another election. Following Joe Biden’s debate collapse in June, no reasonable person expects him to be able to beat Donald Trump.

Therefore, it wouldn’t be even vaguely plausible for Joe Biden to get 81 million votes in 2024—no matter how much Whoopi poops her pants in solidarity with him.

Absolutely no one would believe in a Biden victory at this point, and it would spark the constitutional crisis that we should have gone through after the 2020 election was stolen.

Solution: Obama’s gotta replace Joe.

Tucker Carlson has spoken to a “very well-informed source” in Obama’s inner circle who confirmed that all the attacks from the left calling for Biden to drop out are coming directly from Obama himself. We also know that the Obama and Biden families have not gotten along with each other for years. Michelle Obama hates the Bidens so much that she hasn’t participated in a single fundraiser for Joe this year.

It must have been tense when the two camps met to try to talk Joe into dropping out that weekend after the debate. The Biden Crime Family needs Joe to stay in the race at this point because they have too much to lose.

According to Joe Biden’s former stenographer, Mike McCormick, Joe pulled the gay card on Barack Obama.

Joe was Obama’s vice president for eight years and he knows all of the sneaky little weasel’s dirty laundry. He threatened to expose all of Barack Obama’s gay sex affairs with men if he doesn’t back off and let him stay in the race.

Or maybe it was Jill or Hunter Biden who made that threat. They were in the meeting, too.

At any rate, things have settled down and a lot of prominent Democrats are starting to circle the wagons around Joe. We may still see some shenanigans at the convention but don’t be surprised if the media tries to memory-hole the dementia thing here in the next week or two.

Oh, and before we forget, here is Whoopi Goldberg explaining that absolutely nothing will keep her from voting for Joe Biden this November.


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  3. Whoopi is so full of BOVINE FECES, it’s no surprise she said she steps in POOP all the time. This ranks up with her saying Jill Biden is a GREAT DOCTOR. The view’s view continues to put out liberal propaganda.
    What a pack of INSIPID MORONS. My opinion.
    John Hendershott

    1. I have friend who has the same doctorate in education as does Jill. She uses her title only when work related. Everywhere else she is Mrs first name.

  4. WHOOPI GOLDBERG IS A TYPICAL SOCIALIST SHE MAKE EXCUSES FOR ILLEGITIMATE JOE BIDEN WHO HAS DESTROYED AMERICA. THE DEMOCRATS FROM THE DAY THEY INSTALLED JOE BIDEN INTO POWER HAD TWO OPTIONS FOR JOE REMOVE HIM BY THE 25TH AMENDMENT DUE TO HIS DEMENTIA. OR REMOVE HIM FROM THE DEMOCRATIC TICKET AT THE CHICAGO DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION THEY HAVE BACK UP INDIVIDUALS GAVIN NEWSOM MICHELLE OBAMA. JOE BIDEN IS A FOREIGN AGENT HE WAS INSTALLED INTO POWER BY THE ROGUE CIA ESTABLISHMENT ELITES OF BOTH PARTIES AND BIG TECH AND MOCKINGBIRD MEDIA. JOE IS FACING MULTIPLE RICO CRIMES AND HIGH TREASON AND SEDITION SINCE HIS 3 YEARS AFTER INSTALLMENT INTO POWER. JOE IS BARACK OBAMA 3RD TERM THEY ARE BOTH CORRUPT AND STABBING EACH OTHER IN THERE BACKS BOTH BARACK AND JOE HAVE COMMITTED HIGH TREASON. THEY BOTH HAVE DIRT ON EACH OTHER WHO WILL PREVAIL AND REMOVING JOE FROM POWER.

    1. Whoopi was always a nutcase. She doesn’t care what is going on with America. She hates America, she should move to Obama’s birth place. Canada doesn’t want Whoopi in their country either. Jill Biden is another nutcase.

  5. America Vote Out the Tyrants democrats and liberals and progressives and Rinos next Election We The People Demand Our Country Back from the Evil Doers in the Washington DC Swamp.

  6. We all know 2020 was a rigged selection, but Obama running this country for 3 terms while living in the White House is bull shit. What can ‘We the people’ do if our votes are for nothing ? This nonsense with Whoopie is just an attention ploy as her celebrity status dwindles to nothing. So big question, short of another Revolution, how the hell do we get our government back on track enforcing the Constitution our Founding Fathers put together as we are looking more like totalitarian leadership than a republic.

    1. That is probably why Whoopi is voting for Biden, because Obama is running this job for Joe.

  7. The democrats accuse anyone of a crime if they doubt the 2020 election. However, no democrat had the poop to seek out the real truth. They never did any research to prove the accusations wrong. Yet they continue to act like they did. Poop on them and Whoopi for being such morons.

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