You Would Demolish the East Wing Too if You Knew What the Bidens Did in There

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Wouldn’t it be nice if Trump Derangement Syndrome came and went in waves like COVID? Unfortunately, TDS appears to be a permanent, never-ending affliction. America just can’t get a breather from all the fake “scandals” and “controversies” that erupt every time President Trump does something. Right now, we’re all supposed to be terribly upset that the East Wing of the White House is being demolished and replaced with a classy ballroom for holding fancy events. If you knew what went on in the East Wing during the four years of Biden Family Darkness, you’d tear the building down, too.

First, the White House has been renovated well over a dozen times in the last 200 years. Sometimes, this was for truly silly things. Every previous president stuck the taxpayers with the bill. Barack Obama painted over the classy tennis courts and put in a basketball course for himself and his “body man,” Reggie. Former First Ladies used to host things like outdoor events and celebrity tennis tournaments there. Obama wrecked it for himself. Not a scandal.

Obama also spent $376 million in taxpayer money to install BS “green energy” lighting and heating systems in the East Wing, to fight global warming. The labor union that won the contract to install those upgrades donated heavily to his campaign. Not a scandal.

The East Wing is not actually part of the White House itself. It’s a separate building, just like the West Wing. Most Americans don’t even know that. The building is home to the White House Graphics and Calligraphy Office and a bookshop. How will America survive without those?!

The East Wing is also where the White House Family Theater was located. It’s a private, 42-seat movie theater where First Families can screen movies for their friends. During their first term in office, Donald and Melania used to screen children’s movies like Finding Dory and invited all the White House staffers to bring their kids. It was fun and wholesome for everyone.

Nothing like that happened during the four years that the Bidens were in office.

Imagine having a neighbor who invites you over for a movie night at their place. You might think, “That’s nice. It sounds like fun.”

And so you go to movie night with the Joneses, and they show a movie about a pedophile who is grappling with whether or not to sodomize his 11-year-old son. You’d probably think that was odd. Maybe the Joneses just made a poor choice for movie night.

You go to another movie night a few weeks later. This time, the Jones family screens a horror movie that features a naked lady having sex with an octopus-like demon.

O…kay…

Maybe there’s something a little “off” about the Joneses.

On the next movie night, they show a black-and-white “arthouse” movie featuring naked men sodomizing each other.

If you’re a normal, mentally healthy person, you’d eventually start coming up with excuses to skip out on movie nights with the Joneses.

That’s what the White House Family Theater was like for four years with Joe and Jill Biden selecting the movies. This is all public information, by the way.

The Biden family screened deviant pornos almost every time that they had a movie night. They showed movies about transgender hookers and topless girls on spring break. They showed their friends multiple graphic gay sex movies. They showed a Japanese anime cartoon featuring pre-teen girls with giant breasts. Creepy Joe the Kid Sniffer obviously picked that one out.

What the hell was going on there? Were they having orgies and sacrificing goats in the White House Family Theater?

They screened a movie with a necrophilia scene in it that was banned in more than a dozen countries because it was so graphic. People vomited and ran out of movie theaters when it debuted in the 1980s.

Joe and Jill Biden did screen one documentary film in the theater, on July 13, 2024. They showed their friends Revolution+ 1. That’s the documentary about the assassination of Donald Trump’s friend, former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe.

The Bidens took a break from watching deviant pornos to watch an assassination movie—on the same day that Donald Trump was shot in Butler, PA.

If you were Donald and Melania Trump, you’d want to tear down the East Wing, too. They should perform an exorcism and douse the whole area with bleach while they’re at it.


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