Eric Holder—Barack Obama’s horrible Attorney General—vetted and asked prominent Democrats if they wanted to be Kamala Harris’s running mate. Eleven of the first twelve people turned the offer down.
The twelfth person turned out to be Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro. He wanted the job so badly that he started scrubbing his history on the internet to try to make himself not Jewish. The poor guy sewed his foreskin back on for nothing and Holder passed him over.
Which brought Eric Holder to the thirteenth person on his list, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz. (Lucky 13!) We’re wondering now if Holder was growing so impatient with the process that he didn’t even bother to vet Walz at all before offering him the job.
Walz was announced as Kamala’s running mate on Tuesday morning. Before noon that day, we had enough oppo research on the guy that it may very well cause him to drop out of the race before the DNC convention starts on August 19th.
For example, Walz spent many years teaching in China on a special work visa. He married his communist loving wife on the anniversary of the Tiananmen Square Massacre and took her to Communist China for their honeymoon. Walz has said that adopting socialism (communism) is just a way to be “neighborly.”
When the George Floyd riots took place in 2020, Walz never called in the National Guard. He let Minneapolis burn. His hag wife said they opened the windows to enjoy the smell of the burning tires, which represented social justice to her and her husband. Too bad so many black small business owners’ lives were wrecked in that pursuit of social justice.
When he was a young man, Walz was once pulled over by a police officer for driving 96 miles an hour in a 45 MPH zone while incredibly drunk. Walz tried to outrun the cops. When they finally caught him, he pretended that he was deaf and that he just couldn’t hear the sirens.
Walz has a massive case of Trump Derangement Syndrome when it comes to immigration policy. He gave driver’s licenses to illegal aliens in his state, which made it easier for them to register to vote. He’s also said publicly that he plans to invest in a ladder company so that illegals can climb the Trump Wall more easily.
Walz set up a COVID snitch line during the pandemic so that Minnesotans could turn their neighbors in if they spotted them not wearing a mask.
He even put tampons in the boys’ bathrooms in Minnesota schools. Hence the nickname “Tampon Tim.” All those times when Tucker Carlson used to joke about Democrats putting tampons in the boys’ bathrooms when he was on Fox News, he was talking about Tim Walz. By the way, “Tampon Tim” is an amazing piece of political rhetoric. It’s funny, it mocks Walz’s political beliefs, it’s TRUE, and it is a great conversation starter to use with people who have never heard of Tim Walz.
Walz also signed a bill into law that recognizes pedophilia as a state-protected “sexual orientation.” It’s now illegal in Minnesota for landlords, schools, and daycare centers to discriminate against a convicted pedophile if they apply for housing or a job. The bill that Walz signed into law was called the Take Pride Act, which was proposed by Minnesota’s lone transgender Democrat in the State House.
As if all that wasn’t bad enough, the Harris-Walz campaign immediately found itself embroiled in a stolen valor scandal. Walz was a senior NCO in the Minnesota National Guard for 24 years. When it came time for his unit to deploy to a combat zone in Iraq, Walz retired from the Guard and let all his junior enlisted soldiers go to war without him.
Ever since then, Walz has claimed that he served “in war” and that he is a combat veteran in order to win votes for office. That’s a proven lie. Young men in Walz’s unit died in Iraq during that deployment. Walz has shamefully proclaimed that he went to war for America in order to reap personal benefits from that lie, in the form of votes for federal office.
He might even be in violation of the Stolen Valor Act for his claims, which have now embarrassed Kamala Harris’s campaign to epic heights. Even mainstream media hacks are now reporting that Walz embellished his military record for personal gain. The stolen valor scandal is gaining steam so quickly that people are now wondering if Tampon Tim will have to drop out before the DNC convention starts.
Which makes us wonder—who is #14 on Eric Holder’s list?
